What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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women's rights

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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The GOV and the WHO?

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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