Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Cripples are lame.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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