- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*