- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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