- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

I like school Said no one ever.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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