What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

the midget went to the midget store

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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