- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

your mama so old, shes dead.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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