What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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