- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Knock Knock Come in

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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