- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Men's rights

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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