- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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