A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

why girl die cancer

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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