Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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