- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

I used to know what alzheimers was

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Tall asians

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

69...you know how awkward this is now...

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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