How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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