Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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