- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Amanda Knox walks home free.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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