- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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