What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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