- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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