- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You having friends.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Manchester City

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

you will like this because i am black.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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