What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

you give like i give lomain

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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