- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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