- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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