- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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