- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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