- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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