Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What's the new green? Green

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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