A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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