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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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