- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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