Sarah Jessica Parker

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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