What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

A pope meets another one

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

women's rights, lol

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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