- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

One, two, three, four and five

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Dumbledore dies.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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