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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Haha, I get it..

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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