- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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