whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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hey guys im gay

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