Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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