- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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