- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

God is real.

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