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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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