What would Muhammed do?

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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