So a bar walks into a man...

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Why? Why not?

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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