- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Roses are red, yup.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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