why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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Womens rights.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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George W. Bush

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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I'm rick james bitch

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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