- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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