- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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