Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

lets bomb africa

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What do you call an arab ?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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