Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

women's rights, lol

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

A pope meets another one

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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