how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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