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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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