knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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