what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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