yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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