- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Hail Hitler

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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