- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Sarah Palin.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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