A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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