Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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