- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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