How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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