- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

class is canceled. My professor died.

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