- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

kennah campion when she talks

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

1+2 = 6

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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