- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

im telling maguire

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Roses are red.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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