- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What's your guys names?

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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