- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

A mormon walks into a bar.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Homosexualism is so gay man

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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