- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

._____________________. Whale!

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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