- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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