A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

a man makes a bad joke

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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