- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

women's rights

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

knock knock!? . . No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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