- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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